"Uncle Chen this is weird what do I do?"
>"You like this girl, right?"
"Yeah but-"
>"She wants your hot Pandaren Mistweaver body?"
"Yeah but Uncle-"
>"But what?"
"No tail."
>"Five fingers."
"Four in worgen form."
>"Five fingers."
"She doesn't show the human si-"
>"On each hand."
"Okay thanks Uncle."
>"Imagine."